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December 05, 2003

Is today a special day?

I'm not gonna out him just yet -- cause I'm still open to financial inducements from either side -- but today is someone in Gone East Land's birthday.

He likes his cranberry sauce fresh out of the can, and his cooking is every bit as good as his mom's. He's proud that he wears short pants all year round, yet he insists that he loves, and misses, winter's cold and snow. He works harder then anyone I know at being profane and shocking. And he's the most generous and loyal friend I've ever had.

It's only ONE year now, old man.

Posted by jghiii at December 5, 2003 01:15 PM
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Posted by: beth on December 5, 2003 01:58 PM

Let me guess...the part about missing the cold and working harder at being profane and shocking, gives it away...Happy Birthday.

Posted by: sherman on December 5, 2003 03:07 PM

First of all, I don't work at all at being profane -- it comes easily. (And see how restrained I am that I don't make a joke about MOM ALERT coming easy?)

And speaking of old men, at least I'm still in my forties.

Posted by: beth on December 5, 2003 03:14 PM

Not for very much longer apparently...I at least still have a couple of more years.

Posted by: sherman on December 5, 2003 03:42 PM

Yeah, but women age so much quicker. Your beauty was gone at, what, 18? Meanwhile, Jack and I, well -- okay, I will have my beauty for a while.

Instead, Jack will have his money -- oh, that's right. Well, he'll have his girlfrie...oh, that's right.

Well, he'll have his sister.

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