Gone East: Sadie Hawkins redux

March 02, 2004

Sadie Hawkins redux

Apparently I was mistaken when I referred to Feb 29 as Sadie Hawkins Day. The folks at lil-abner.com checked in to tell us that, although it is a somewhat irregular event, Sadie Hawkins Day is most usually held in November.

Well there you go ladies, you get another chance this year to capture all my goodness.

Posted by jghiii at March 2, 2004 09:33 AM

Comments

Posted by: Jo Ann on March 2, 2004 05:59 PM

The folks at Lil' Abner read your blog?

I'm a little frightened by that.

Posted by: Sherman on March 2, 2004 08:13 PM

Women are gonna have another chance at me in November?

I'm much more than a little frightened at that.

Which is a good as time as any to tell one of my favorite homo jokes:

A jew, a homo, an irshman and an italian all
die in a car accident, and go to heaven -- but they argue with St Peter because they don't want to leave earth yet
and he lets them go back to earth to live on the conditiion that "you give up that which means most to you".

So the quartet is back on earth, and they're walking down the street and they pass a pizza parlor and the italian tries, but he can't resist and he runs to go eat a pizza and POOF he disappears and goes up to heaven. The three that are left keep walking and they pass a bar and the irish guy can't resist and he runs to the bar to get a beer and POOF he's gone and he's back in heaven.

So now it's just the jew and the homo walking down the street and there's a dime on the ground and the jew sees it and he runs in front of the homo to get to it first and as he bends over to pick up the dime, POOF, the homo disappears.