Light Bulb
Gone East pal RobH sent along a bunch of "...change a light bulb" jokes. Here are the one's I liked best:
How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and one not to change it.
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three bulbs.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OKAY??!!
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Posted by jackhodgson at April 29, 2004 06:13 PM