November 04, 2006


So, this lady went to a market to pick up a few things on her way home from work. She purchased a quart of milk, one tin of soup and a small package of soda crackers.

The check out clerk says, "You must be a single gal."

The lady says, "Do you mean because of the small quanities of food?"

The clerk says, "No, it's just that you're kinda ugly."

-- Joke submitted to the Prairie Home Companion Joke Show, by Laura Pearce, Belmont, North Carolina

Posted by jackhodgson at November 4, 2006 10:08 PM