I'm Gay, but I'm not gay
So there is this web site - OneNewsNow - that publishes news stories for the traditional family. The American Family Association set up this website, and it has a strict policy of never using the word "gay" on the site because the homos stole that word. The site has a strict policy to always replace the word "gay" with "homosexual" with an automated system for changing the forbidden word.
But it wound up publishing a story about a world-class sprinter named "Tyson Homosexual" who qualified this week for the Beijing Olympics. The problem: Tyson's real last name is Gay.
Therefore, OneNewsNow's reliable software changed the Associated Press story about Tyson Gay's amazing Olympic qualifying trial to read this way:
Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.
His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.
"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
Posted by sherman at July 1, 2008 04:59 PM