January 09, 2004
Here we go again.
Which Olsen Twin is for you?
You best match up with Mary-Kate, the brainy good girl. She's romantic but particular, diplomatic but indecisive, and ultimately the one in control. She likes to have a good time going out but is equally comfortable staying at home and watching a good movie. She's all business when she needs to be, but can let her hair down after the work's done.155 days, 8 hours, 0 minutes, and 19 seconds until this actually matters.
[Thanks LifeRants. (BTW this guy gives SteveG a run for his money on the Babes thing.)]
Oh, I love these things! I love the TV show comparisons. (Such as Jack & Rob to Chandler & Joey!) When I was a kid, my friend would always claim Ginger and dub me as Maryann... like that was a bad thing. But I always way preferred Maryann! Way more up her sleeve. I think I've based my whole life on being Maryann. Just kidding, that would be totally silly! (I've based my life on a combination of Ann Marie and Mary Richards.)
ps: Jack is Chandler, right?
Oh - My - God !
Okay, which twin is for me?
If you were to meet the girl of your dreams doing one thing what would it be? BAKING ME A CHOCOLATE CAKE.
If you took your new girlfriend to meet your new friends would you like her to.. EXPLAIN WHY SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS.
When you go out on the town, how would you want your perfect girl to dress.. IN A WAITRESS OUTFIT EQUIPPED WITH A GUEST CHECK PAD TO TAKE MY ORDER.
If you had to lose one hand because you stole something in Iran which would it be? MY GIRLFRIEND'S HAND.
Who is the greatest rock band to ever live? TALKING HEADS
On top or bottom (bunk)? YEAH, RIGHT. BUNK.
If you were forced to do Yoga and dress up in tight workout clothes what would you do? GROSS OUT A LOT OF PEOPLE
Do you mind that your Olsen Twin will always have more money then you? AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T MIND THAT I PUSH HER OVER THE RAILING ON OUR NIAGARA (SP?) FALLS HONEYMOON SO I CAN COLLECT MY RIGHTFUL INHERITANCE.
Jo Ann -- I thouhgt you based your life on Mario Andretti.
I'm so excited! I just took the test and I won Mary Kate! How do we work out the logistics?
Just to clarify, I decided to take the test as if I was "Guy Jo Ann"... not pretending that the Olsen Twins were guys... that would just be wierd.
By the way, Jack IS Chandler. He channeled Janet. Joey would never channel Janet. Actually, maybe he was just channeling Chandler.
Sherm: I never wanted to be Mario Andretti, but I'd ride with him, that's fer darn sure!
I "channeled" Janet??? Huh?
Did you even know Janet?
OOPS! I didn't mean "Janet"!
Maybe I was channeling "your Janet" because when you wrote "Oh-my-God", I thought you were saying it like Friend's "Janice", you know, irritating Janice who dated Chandler and always said "Oh-my-God". But I mixed-up the name and wrote "Janet"! Big OOPS!
Actually, Janice really said "Ow-my-Gawd", but then Chandler said it too, so you could have been channeling Chandler, and I could have been channeling your Janet... oh, this is all so confusing...
Do I know "that" Janet? Well, "know" her? No. (I have seen pictures.) Know "of" her? Oh yeah... Blah, blah, Janet. Blah, blah, Janet. Blah, blah, Janet, blah, Rob, blah, blah blah.
This all just really proves that you are way, so totally Chandler! "Ow-my-Gawd"!
But which Olsen Twin did you win?